The Grave Where I Have Laid

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Thu, 23 May 2013 13:10:04 -0400

darksilenceinsuburbia: Kat Olbromska “Meds”, digital art,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:09:36 -0400

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Kat Olbromska

“Meds”, digital art, 2013

link to my blog: owlbromskie.tumblr,com

genderlessvulpix: Ugh. Weird feels about this What Nolan...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:09:04 -0400

genderlessvulpix:

Ugh. Weird feels about this

What Nolan said.

Sixteen million different types of incorrect going on here.

rainydaysandblankets: let’s.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:06:28 -0400

rainydaysandblankets:

let’s.

queersandcunts: thequeenofscream: beeishappy: Stephen Colbert...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:37:11 -0400

queersandcunts:

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

I am SO GLAD this was fucking said.

thebluthcompany: Bluthify | Spotify made playlists for each one...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:35:56 -0400

thebluthcompany:

Bluthify | Spotify made playlists for each one of the Bluth Family members for you to enjoy.

Click here and listen to each one of them, and share them with your friends, they’re perfect.

Not that I’ve ever watched Arrested Development or anything, but I have an awful lot of friends who I think are going to shit themselves over this.

drarryoninonedirection: suckmypoppunk: twatermel0n: JUST...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:33:08 -0400

drarryoninonedirection:

suckmypoppunk:

twatermel0n:

JUST STAB ME IN THE FUCKING HEART WHY DON’T YOU

childrens movies experience more emotion than i do

Right in the feels you fucking bastard

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:31:19 -0400

frickyeah1990s: If you ever wondered what the Kids Bop version...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:59:00 -0400

frickyeah1990s:

If you ever wondered what the Kids Bop version of “Steal My Sunshine” sounded like…

OH GOD IT’S TERRIBLE HELP ME

lanadelrevupthosefryers: “haha remember in the 7th grade when you-“

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:58:09 -0400

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

“haha remember in the 7th grade when you-“

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:57:33 -0400

explodingdog: just thinking

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:49:35 -0400

explodingdog:

just thinking

"Why is there very little utility to women’s clothing? Why don’t we get pockets which actually open?..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:39:44 -0400

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Why is there very little utility to women’s clothing? Why don’t we get pockets which actually open? Why do we have to put up with the ‘false pockets’ that are frequently sewn onto women’s jackets and pants to give visual interest without ruining the ‘line’ of the garment? Why, when pockets are actually present, are they so rarely large, stable, or loose enough to accommodate a phone or a wallet? And why, given this is the case, do women go on to cop so much flack for carrying handbags around with them?

Oh wait. Is this one of those double standards which we feminists are always going on about; one of those innocuous little things which everybody just accepts because it is the norm?

Women carry handbags. It is known.

But why? I have watched my male friends get ready to go out. They slip their wallet into one pocket, their keys into another, their phone into a third pocket, and some of them even still have spare pockets large enough to carry a novel for the journey. Those of my friends who wear women’s clothes, though, face an entirely different situation. If they are wearing the right jeans or jacket, they may have up to two usable pockets (not at all guaranteed). However, in most cases they won’t have any pockets at all. Utility and style rarely meet in women’s fashion, so they grab a bag.

Contrary to all the jokes, most women don’t ‘have’ to leave the house with everything they pack in their day-to-day handbag. Most of the items in a woman’s everyday handbag are in there because, if she’s going to have to carry it anyway, she might as well make it worth her while. Excuse us for making use of the one useful item we find in our wardrobes.

”

- Kara, “The Feminist and the Handbag” (via athenasaurus)

Oh lord, don’t get me started on this. This is a little thing that highlights a big equality problem between men and women. We need the same supplies as men to do the same job. When I stocked shelves it was impossible to find pants that would hold my wallet, my box knife, my badge, my keys, my gloves (I worked dairy/frozen) and my phone. I actually ended up not carrying my wallet or keys at all. Fuck if I’m carrying a purse *ever* but that certainly wouldn’t have helped on the job.

My husband? He holds all of that plus his insulin, packets of honey in case his blood sugar drops (or a vial of glucose tablets), glucometer, headphones, markers, and pencils. With plenty of room to spare. I’ve even seen him slip paperback books into empty pockets.

When we bought sweatpants together so we could start working out? I had zero pockets. He had four. Four. When we wanted some boots for added protection working around 1.5-ton pallets and slippery surfaces, he was able to go to the nearest store and buy steel-toed, non-shock, no-slip boots in his size, no problem. I had to look online to find mine. Because women don’t work dangerous jobs. I hate shopping for clothes in general, but when it has to be online it really sucks because you never know if they will actually fit or be decent quality. Especially because, guess what, women’s sizes are far less standardized than men’s.

I’m going to guess this is all some remnant from the “women should be in the kitchen, not out in the world doing practical things” days that has held over and made it harder for us to…you know, do practical things, even nowadays. If I ever end up working a job like that again, I’ll probably just buy men’s pants and hem them for my 5-foot-tall frame, because I deserve the same supplies for my job that men do. And no, I don’t care if the men’s jeans don’t highlight the curve of my ass superbly. Do they hold up under tough conditions? Do they carry what I need carried? Practicality and efficiency only in my wardrobe, please.

(via solluxisms)

I remember watching I think it was Project Runway and the contestants had to design a new uniform for female postal workers. The one designer put utilitarian pockets on her design, and the judges yelled at her for it. They said something about it not being flattering, because you know, the key part of any uniform is not that it works for the job, but that it shows off your body in the best light possible.

(via jetpuffedmarshmallowsandsunburns)

seventy-five-percent-water: Gymnosomata, commonly known as Sea...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:35:04 -0400

seventy-five-percent-water:

Gymnosomata, commonly known as Sea Angels. An apt name- the sea angels are the ethereal, translucent, fluttering angels of the sea.

In hard scientific terms, they’re small swimming sea slugs, but we’ll pass over that for now and just admire how delicately beautiful these wonderful creatures are.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:34:37 -0400

Hey look, the same questions that always float around tumblr!

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:30:54 -0400

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8:Do you have freckles?
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12:Have you ever peed in the woods?
13:What about pooped in the woods?
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
17:What size is your bed?
18:What is your Song of the week?
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
21:Whats your least favorite movie?
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23:If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25:What is your favorite food?
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31:Can you change the oil on a car?
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33:Ever ran out of gas?
34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36:What is your usual bedtime?
37:Are you lazy?
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40:Are you horny?
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43:Are you stubborn?
44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45:Ever watch soap operas?
46:Are you afraid of heights?
47:Do you sing in the car?
48:Do you sing in the shower?
49:Do you dance in the car?
50:Ever used a gun?
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53:Is Christmas stressful?
54:Ever eat a pierogi?
55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57:Do you believe in ghosts?
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59:Take a vitamin daily?
60:Wear slippers?
61:Wear a bath robe?
62:What do you wear to bed?
63:First concert?
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65:Nike or Adidas?
66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69:Ever take dance lessons?
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71:Can you curl your tongue?
72:Ever won a spelling bee?
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74:Own any record albums?
75:Own a record player?
76:Regularly burn incense?
77:Ever been in love?
78:Who would you like to see in concert?
79:What was the last concert you saw?
80:Hot tea or cold tea?
81:Tea or coffee?
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83:Can you swim well?
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85:Are you patient?
86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
87:Ever won a contest?
88:Ever have plastic surgery?
89:Which are better black or green olives?
90:Can you knit or crochet?
91:Best room for a fireplace?
92:Do you want to get married?
93:If married, how long have you been married?
94:Who was your HS crush?
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96:Do you have kids?
97:Do you want kids?
98:Whats your favorite color?
99:Do you miss anyone right now?

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:17:59 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists: breakyoselffool: Warsan is the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:17:50 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

breakyoselffool:

Warsan is the truth.

this is how it should always be.

jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold: pjcalamity: neekcreep: hogwar...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:16:13 -0400

jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:

pjcalamity:

neekcreep:

hogwarts-express:

fuckin lilo

I’m fucking dying

LILO NO

Lilo is all of us

pizzadelivery: my school has this fb page where students can...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:14:46 -0400

pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years